WTF Weekend: Going The Way of the Turkey
The entire week consisted of drinking, eating and sleeping. In that order from greatest consumption to least consumption. It actually started a weekend early. Our friends and ...
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Tonight: Karaoke Blue – Pre-Pre-Thanksgiving
In celebration of a Pre-Pre-Thanksgiving, we're going to be at Bleu tonight. Why a Pre-Pre and not just a Pre? Well let's face it, when the day ends Wednesday, everyone's going to be in a mad rush ...
Twilight: The Chick’s Star Wars
I'm sure about now, a buttload of females have seen, are seeing or will have seen Twilight: New Moon and will find themselves with internal conflict on whether to side with the vampires or werewolves. Now I know this little tidbit ...
Because Drunken Pool is So Much Better Than Sober Pool
My tongue keeps running over the serrated edges of my newly chipped tooth from last night. It's not so bad, you can't really see it when I talk or smile, but if you look closely, you'll see ...
Playboy Bunnies Are Soft and Cuddly
My face was firmly planted in the couch. I moved my eyes as far as I could to peer at the clock and saw that it was almost 10:15 pm. Sketch said he'd be popping by at that time ...
P90X is Not For Fat People
Is there anything that will decrease the mass of your legs? My thighs are so big squirrels bring me their nuts to crack. Seriously, I wake up in the morning and I see them all at my porch with those sad ...
WTF Weekend: That Was So Last Halloween and Buttonwillow Santa Barbara
The biosuits I was picking up for our costumes were used. Kinda scary. On one hand, I highly doubt they would sell anything that is still contaminated, but the thought that ...